I'm okay in an "everything's crud" kind of way...
There are 10 types of people in the world.Those who understand
Binary and those who don't
-holds up four fingers- There are three kinds of people in this world! Ones who can count,
and ones who can't!
Hermit Crabs - not the most interseting pet in the world, but they could suprise you. For example,
by breaking into song... "Shala lala la la! Whoa whoa!" Um... yeah.
Procrastination leads to inspiration ~ (Alyssa)
lesbos ...sounds like a side dish: "yes, i'll have the seafood with a side of lesbos plz" ~ (Becca)
You're just
jealous the voices talk to me
Don't look at me in that tone of voice!
One by one the penguins steal my sanity
I've
crossed and recrossed the line between sanity and madness so many times that I've all but worn it out.
Of all the things
I've lost, I miss my mind the most
"-shoves his spirit into a can of mountain dew.-"
"its a bit cramped in here........
"
"yes... but at least you are with mountain dew. many people would envy you."
"true...true..."
~ (Muted Faith)
Why do they call it chewing gum? What else are you gonna do with it... juggle?
*mountain blows up* Um... maybe
they wont notice... >.> ~ (Ashley)
I wish I owned more stunt furniture. The real stuff is so hard to break when
you're angry.
"Don't worry, I bought Meth For Dummies!"
"You can't do that! It's ILLEGAL!"
~ (Mega Tokyo)
I
wonder how many people are going to call this their favourite quote
Stupid people make me wanna............ break the
law. ~ (Ian)
I practically invented borderline sanity ~ (Me)
I've found that the "Ask and ye shall reveice"
principle works a lot better when a handgun is involved.
Attitudes are contagious. Mine might kill you. ~ (Rachel)
Atificial
intelligence is no match for real stupidity
"the ice cream is not important. the ghosts are not important. death is
not important."
"pizza is important.."
"no. pizza is not important. nothing is important.
once you understand this, you will understand that the fact that you do not understand is not relatively important, either,
except to your own mind."
"o.o;;; what about mountain dew?"
~ (Muted Faith)
Don't you use that tone of font with me!
Do you mind? I'm trying to ignore you.
Friends
don't give friends fruitcakes...
wtf is an acronym??
Yar! I am a bear! ~ (Nuklear Power)
Flammable and inflammable mean the same thing?! I GOTTA WARN MIKE!
I dunno about them spirits... ~ (Me
and Mandie)
OUCH! Stupid wall! Who put that there?! ~ (Alyssa)
We took perscription drugs, look how much good
that did. Well, I think I had a point, but I just got distracted ~ (Relient K - Maintain Consciousness)
Cows would live a lot longer if they weren't made of steaks and leather.
"65% of guys are stupid"
"I belong
to the other 25%...... wait."
"Someone hands you something to copy. Seems simple enough. You click the copy button.
The copy machine eats your paper, and spews weird symbols at you. You...
find a large marker and copy the weird symbols
all over the stupid machine. That'll teach it."
~ (Muted Faith)
"The world panicked about y2k... then along came b2k..." ~ ('chrismansion')
the
gurl outside: i always thought if jesus came back i'd wonder how he'd talk "thou shall not pisseth on the
grass!
mithdraug2931: *smacks head* I dunno about you but I don't really need
a constant reminder NOT to use the grass as that sort of outlet... lol
the gurl outside:
oh well, im assuming he's talking to a five year old
the gurl outside: hopefully
nobody over the age of 10 will need a constant reminder
the gurl outside: especially
from jesus
~ (Becca and Me)
Mandie: GO TO SLEEP!
Me: -smiles in amusement- you wanna make me? lol.
Mandie:
Yes, now i will chant my mantra... >.o
evanelk ~ (Becca & Me)
"how many spirits can fit in a single body?"
"um.
forty-two. but that gets really cramped."
~ (Muted Faith)
Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they AREN'T after you... >.>
Some people have no imagination what-so-ever. However, some people hear voices... and others see invisible things!
"...for
the next FIVE HOURS *SLAP!* for the next thirty minutes *SLAP!* FIVE MINUTES!.." ~ (Legendary Frog ORTRTA: Special Edition)
"I'm just ridin' the wave, baby!"
"Yeah.. don't say that anymore...."
~ (Legendary
Frog ORTRTA: Special Edition)
">throw pocket fluff at door
You missed."
~ (HHGG Text Game)
"it's
not like we're going to chain you down and stuff the Bible up your nose or anything" ~ (Mandie)
I don't know what
your problem is, but I bet it's hard to pronounce.
do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and
you taste good with ketchup!
Everybody's entitled to be stupid, you're just abusing the privilage.
I am not
fluent in moron, please speak a little slower.
Your lucky number is 3829410754893. Look for it everywhere. XD
"Mandolin...
is that like... a violin... that's... made out of... Manderin Oranges?????" ~ (Me, don't worry I know what it is..)
"Its
joys, its sorrows. How truely novel. The emotional life of furniture. I never." ~ (Wicked [book])
carbonated
water, high fructose corn syrup, concentrated orange juice and other natural flavours, citric acid, sodium benzoate, caffeine,
sodium citrate, gum arabic, erythorbic acid, calcium disodium edta, brominated vegitable oil, yellow 5.
~ (Mt. Dew. Duh!)
People
who act like they know everything annoy those of us that do.
"...one letters that everyone hates. This one has been
going since 1863"
~ (I read this in a chainmail. Funny.. becayse I wasn't aware the internet was available at that
point.)
There is light at the end of the tunnel - especially if you're looking through a toilet roll at the sun.
For
Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
mithdraug2931:
jekr
the gurl outside: retrad!
Me: "Well, it's 'cause
she knows, like, the whole universe AND all of it's distant relatives!"
Rae: "Yeah, like in Canada..."
the gurl outside: i hate pink
DarK AryZ: =-O
the gurl outside: i meant the color
DarK AryZ:
:-D
DarK AryZ: i hate amy
the gurl outside:
=-O ??
DarK AryZ: no i meant the color
~(Becca and Aryonna)
Sarcasm
is your body's natural defence against stupid.
Having an Out-Of-Body experience. Back in 10 min.
mithdraug2931: on beat 2-4 of the 6th measure.. in case you wanted to know
the gurl outside: kdfjaklfj;afjwoeiaf !!?!?! .....ok
~(Me and Becca)